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[Mario vs Luigi Pong]

Its alright

Really broken though. Player can never move faster than the computer. And the score gets broken after 7 and started to go down. There's a lot of glitches that needs to be fixed.

Nice try though.

[Neon Rider]

The game is well designed

To a certain point. But there seems to be some latency issues with the game once you get further into it. I didn't have it crash on me, but it doesn't start to lag quite a bit.

[HFAYF John Cusack]

Fun idea

It would have been cooler if it is actually able to track my ip, but after playing it a few times, it just randomly generates the distance. XD

hamtyler responds:

But is DOES track your IP - It's not randomly generating those numbers - Cusack is obviously in possesion of a private jet !

[Jesus: The Arcade Game]

Pretty fun game

But it doesn't make sense why KKK members would want to fight Jesus since KKK members are actually Christians and believe in Christ, so that part was a little confusing. Other than that, the game was pretty solid.

jasonorme666 responds:

Hello SquareHard and thanks for the review,

There were opening cut-scenes explaining the story but they were cut for the flash release.

Basically, the story is that Satan is summoning an ultimate army of evil from hell, and lets face it from my point of view KKK much like the Nazis (who were originall planned into the game) are a form of evil, so dispite their righteous beliefs, KKK members are in hell and are one of the many groups under Satans control. Jesus is of course brought back to earth to fight this evil.

Hope that helps,

Kind regards
- Jason

[Starmageddon]

Game is fun

And it is way better with a mouse than it is on the keyboard, since the keys movements are harder to control.

Good job.

[Tax Time!]

Although the damage was done to the building

I am sure he was expecting to actually have killed dozens and dozens of people. But looks like even in death, he still lost to the IRS.

[Little Thing]

Many many glitches

I would say good concept, but the concept is not original, so meh.

There are a ton of glitches everywhere. Sometimes I can only roll left and can't roll right. Some places, I can not make a duplicate of myself. Sometimes I get stuck in platforms. It just seemed you didn't really put that much effort into it. It would have been interesting if it wasn't so disfunctional.

[MixaMonsta*FIXED*]

That was much better

Third times a charm. That was the first time I actually played through the entire game without getting frustrated. And now that its pretty much fully working, all in all, pretty fun game. Nothing too special, but it is definitely much better than it was the first couple of times. Glad you actually read through the reviews and fixed it accordingly to that. Great job.

[Fast Flood]

Why did you resubmit it with no changes?

You already submitted this and now you're submitting it again to try and get a better score or something? You didn't make any improvements, and its still the same game. Its not a bad game, but I don't see the point of resubmitting your game. At least if you made changes maybe, but its the exact same thing.

[Green Thumb Greg]

No matter how you look at it

Mowing the lawn is not fun. I rather be selling lemonade. Just an average game, even that is stretching it.

Herger responds:

If yer not having fun mowing lawns..you can win money with lottery tickets and buy toys for your room.
If you get to the soccer field, you can just try to score goals (its like soccer pong) and make money that way.